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Tweak says, "talk to the tress"

Lexxy Ryland (lexxyryland) wrote,
@ 2020-12-18 02:25:00

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	(Anonymous) 2009-12-31 06:02 am UTC (link)
	You let me violate you You let me desecrate you You let me penetrate you You let me complicate you I want to fuck you like an animal I want to feel you from the inside I want to fuck you like an animal My whole existence is flawed (Reply to this)

Voicemail

sarahtonin
2010-01-25 05:02 am UTC (link)

"Hey Lexxy, it's Sarah. Hope you're feeling a little bit better and I'm sorry to hear you sound so...distressed. Take care hon, don't get into too much trouble and stay safe...It'd be nice to GET my assistant back, haha! Alright, well listen...you need anything, Jo and I are a phone call away, alright? Give us a call sometime, let us know you're alright, okay? Talk to you later then, sweetie. Muah!"

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	mrandrews 2010-02-04 12:54 pm UTC (link)
	Roses are red Violets are blue I never thought I'd find A woman like you You captured my heart I couldn't believe it true With each and every day I fall more in love with you ♥ (Reply to this) (Thread)

	lexxyryland 2010-02-04 03:18 pm UTC (link)
	Have I mentioned that I love picking up the stupid zebra phone and finding things like that in the morning? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mrandrews 2010-02-04 03:41 pm UTC (link)
	No, you haven't until now. ;-) But I love leaving little surprises. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lexxyryland 2010-02-04 07:00 pm UTC (link)
	Mm. Leave me more surprises. I'm feeling greedy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

mrandrews
2010-02-05 03:33 pm UTC (link)

[ VERSE 1 ]
It's early in the morning
I'm feeling pretty lonely
Can't stop thinking about you
You're my one and only, girl
Your taste plagues my mind
I'm going crazy, crazy, crazy
Don't know what I'm doing
Unable to sleep without you
Come to me, I need you

[ CHORUS ]
Intoxicate me with your kiss
Shimmy those sexy hips
Send me into erotic bliss
My tongue trace your fingertips
Don't know what you do to me
I'm addicted to you
Helplessly addicted, girl

Desperately crave your touch
I can barely breathe
Baby I need you so much
I can make you believe
Don't know what you do to me
I'm addicted to you
Helplessly addicted, girl

[ VERSE 2 ]
I'm feeling weak without you
Don't want this to be over
You know I wanna hold you
I'll be your only lover
You know you can't resist
I love it when you kiss me
Love it when you feel me
Don't be afraid baby
Come to me, I need you

[ CHORUS ]
Intoxicate me with your kiss
Shimmy those sexy hips
Send me into erotic bliss
My tongue trace your fingertips
Don't know what you do to me
I'm addicted to you
Helplessly addicted, girl

Desperately crave your touch
I can barely breathe
Baby I need you so much
I can make you believe
Don't know what you do to me
I'm addicted to you
Helplessly addicted, girl

[ BRIDGE ]
I can tell you want me
You can't deny you love me
You know that you complete me
Two puzzle pieces combined
Girl, you're one of a kind
Your love is what I need
Baby just take the lead
Touch me, feel me, show me
It's just you and me baby
Just you and me

[ CHORUS ]
Intoxicate me with your kiss
Shimmy those sexy hips
Send me into erotic bliss
My tongue trace your fingertips
Don't know what you do to me
I'm addicted to you
Helplessly addicted, girl

Desperately crave your touch
I can barely breathe
Baby I need you so much
I can make you believe
Don't know what you do to me
I'm addicted to you
Helplessly addicted, girl
Helplessly addicted
Helplessly addicted, girl
You know I love you baby

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	lexxyryland 2010-02-05 05:09 pm UTC (link)
	I love it. Absolutely love it. You leave me the best things. I really love the first verse. The last three lines especially. I like it when you say you need me... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

mrandrews
2010-02-05 05:31 pm UTC (link)

A fragile heart
Easily broken
Emotions high
Words unspoken

Tender embrace
Erase the pain
Safe in your arms
More to gain

Heart's desire
Emotional bliss
Fear the unknown
Cure me with a kiss

Take the risk
Make the leap
No regrets
Mine to keep

Tortured mind
Put it at ease
Lover's touch
Aim to please

Light the path
Fix my sorrow
Take my hand
I will follow

Never let go
Hold me tight
Captivate my mind
I'm yours tonight

Fingers entwined
Bodies close
You're my drug
The perfect dose

Can't be cured
Nothing I can do
Already gone
So lost in you

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	lexxyryland 2010-02-05 06:09 pm UTC (link)
	You make me love you. So hard. How did I get so lucky? I'm going to miss you so much when we're back in Chicago... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mrandrews 2010-02-14 06:51 pm UTC (link)
	I don't know. I could ask myself that same question. You don't have to miss me now that we're in Chicago. I'm still here and always will be. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	private. I thought you'd love this. ;-) mrandrews 2010-02-14 06:50 pm UTC (link)
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	private. I thought you'd love this. ;-) lexxyryland 2010-02-15 05:43 am UTC (link)
	I do love it! It's adorable. Also, the height ratio is about accurate. That's fine by me, though. More Seth to scale. Mmm. I want to mount you like Everest and scream my victory from on top. Haha. Your place or mine...? ;) (Reply to this) (Parent)

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mrandrews
2010-03-30 03:13 pm UTC (link)

Even Smurfs r doing odd jobs 2 make ends meet!

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	Text lexxyryland 2010-03-30 03:19 pm UTC (link)
	Tiger, you do not know how good the resolution on this phone is. Wow. I am officially...frightened? Hahaha. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Text mrandrews 2010-03-30 03:25 pm UTC (link)
	Hahaha. Frightened? You sure the Smurfs aren't doing your dirty work? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Text lexxyryland 2010-03-30 03:35 pm UTC (link)
	Um, excuse me?! You're so mean! I don't think you know half of the effort that I put into landscaping! It takes, like, hours so I don't cut myself or get burned with wax. And now I have to do it over a tummy! You be nice or I'm going to make you start doing it for me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Text mrandrews 2010-03-30 03:47 pm UTC (link)
	I'm not mean! I was just teasing. Though, I think I would be too scared to do it for you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Text lexxyryland 2010-03-30 03:48 pm UTC (link)
	Scared?! My vagina is not scary! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Text mrandrews 2010-03-30 03:49 pm UTC (link)
	I didn't mean it like that! I only meant I'd be afraid to cut or burn you or something. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Text lexxyryland 2010-03-30 03:51 pm UTC (link)
	Why on Earth would you do that to it?! It's not like it's got teeth! :'( The love of my life thinks my vagina is a scary monster. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Text mrandrews 2010-03-30 04:04 pm UTC (link)
	I do not! Just... nevermind. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Text lexxyryland 2010-03-30 04:09 pm UTC (link)
	Aww, Tiger, I was just kidding. You know that I like to tease you. I know you love it at least as much as the rest of me. Promise me you'll lemme give you a kiss? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Text mrandrews 2010-03-30 07:17 pm UTC (link)
	What kinda kiss? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Text lexxyryland 2010-03-30 08:22 pm UTC (link)
	A big, sloppy, makeouty one. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Text mrandrews 2010-03-31 02:20 pm UTC (link)
	I could go for that. ;-} (Reply to this) (Parent)

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mrandrews
2010-03-30 03:22 pm UTC (link)

IT'S JUST another day at the office! Hell if work was like this, I would be early, work overtime, and never miss a day! Pass this on to all *hard* working people.

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	Text lexxyryland 2010-03-30 03:24 pm UTC (link)
	OH MY GOD! Are they seriously naked at work?! Can I get a job where I can be naked?! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Text mrandrews 2010-03-30 03:26 pm UTC (link)
	Hahaha. Oh geeze, Kitten. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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mrandrews
2010-03-30 03:29 pm UTC (link)

Error 899- You have opened a virus to your wireless phone and all of your contacts will be deleted immediately ............................................................ I bet your ass got scared! Now go scare the shit out of your friends just like I did YOU..

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	Text lexxyryland 2010-03-30 03:40 pm UTC (link)
	You scared the Hell out of me! I'd never remember anybody's number if they all got deleted, and Jolie would get mad at me and I couldn't send you cutesy things. Or pictures of my tits. Haha. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Text mrandrews 2010-03-30 03:48 pm UTC (link)
	HAHAHAHA! I'm sorry, Kitten. I won't do it again. :-X Ohhh, tits? Do send! (Reply to this) (Parent)

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mrandrews
2010-03-30 03:36 pm UTC (link)

Were you excited when you got the prize out of the cereal box this morning?

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	Text lexxyryland 2010-03-30 03:38 pm UTC (link)
	1: Cut a hole in a box 2: Put your junk in that box 3: Make her open the box And that's the way you do it It's my dick in a box...my dick in a box girl. When you get home, I am going to wreck you. Haha. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Text mrandrews 2010-03-30 03:48 pm UTC (link)
	That would be a nice present to you, I must say. Though my dick already belongs to you. Oh really? I can't wait. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Text lexxyryland 2010-03-30 03:52 pm UTC (link)
	Tell me about it. And what's to say that you can't regift it to me? I mean, it is the gift that keeps on giving. Yeah. When you walk in and there's no lights on and you get flying tackled and stripped, try not to be too surprised. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Text mrandrews 2010-03-30 04:05 pm UTC (link)
	You have a very good point there, Kitten. I'll regift for you. ;-) I don't even think enough planning could keep me from being surprised. Haha. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Text lexxyryland 2010-03-30 04:12 pm UTC (link)
	Je peux avoir le cadeau quand tu est chez nous? S'il te plait? Je veux. Je veux beaucoup. Tu veux coucher avec moi? Parce que je te veux chaud et fort. ;) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Text mrandrews 2010-03-30 07:18 pm UTC (link)
	You'll have to tell me what that means later. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Text lexxyryland 2010-03-30 08:28 pm UTC (link)
	Can I have my present when you get home? Pretty please? I want. I want lots. Do you want to sleep with me later? 'cause I want you hot and heavy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Text mrandrews 2010-03-31 02:21 pm UTC (link)
	As I said before, you shouldn't even have to ask that question. Haha. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Text mrandrews 2010-03-30 04:05 pm UTC (link)
	If kisses could be sent in writing, you would be reading this message with your lips... (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Text lexxyryland 2010-03-30 04:16 pm UTC (link)
	And tongue. Don't forget the tongue. Though I could be sweet and PG... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Text mrandrews 2010-03-30 07:22 pm UTC (link)
	Yes tongue, lots of tongue. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Text lexxyryland 2010-03-30 08:29 pm UTC (link)
	Mm...j'adore beaucoup de langue. Lexxy likes it sloppy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Text mrandrews 2010-03-31 02:21 pm UTC (link)
	You sure about that? (Reply to this) (Parent)

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mrandrews
2010-03-30 07:10 pm UTC (link)

A Teacher asks, "What body part goes to heaven first?" A child answers: Legs because my mom always has hers in the air screaming, "OH GOD I'M CUMMIN!"

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	mrandrews 2010-11-09 09:41 pm UTC (link)
	Sexy Momma... (Reply to this) (Thread)

	lexxyryland 2010-11-10 06:22 am UTC (link)
	Mmm. Yeah Big Daddy? (Reply to this) (Parent)